While perusing the aisles of a local grocery store, I happened upon something that at first made me squint, and then drop my jaw to the floor. It was a group of organic frozen turkeys!

In my opinion, the only way that I am going to land myself an organic, free-range turkey of any kind, is to shoot one during the spring season! It'll take some calling and skill, but my odds are pretty good! That way, I'll sleep better at night knowing that it was a free range bird that was not subject to growth hormones and was able to help reproduce and ensure more for future generations. And if that fails? I'll head over to frozen foods and pick one up for about twenty-five bucks!