Wow, the headlines aren't pretty. "Michigan is too busy trying to outlaw anal sex to address Flint Water issues." Just google Michigan and sodomy. OK Turn off the pictures first!

The Michigan state Senate just passed a bill reaffirming the state's law that sodomy is a felony and it's now mandated with punishment by up to 15 years in prison. It seems kind of strange to me because isn't sodomy a pretty big thing in prison? Click here to read more.

I just googled Michigan today and this is the first thing that came up. National websites are hitting it hard, including Perez Hilton among the many.

Like this will stop ANYONE from being gay. Still, better watch your ass in Michigan.

Honestly, all I could think of was Family Guy.