The Bath Township Police Department's social media person is basically a personal hero of mine. The police department has become well known for their funny, but timely social media posts over the past year or two. Their latest post suggests some New Year's resolutions for their readers, and they're not only great suggestions, they're also pretty hilarious.

Bath Township suggests that instead of resolving to lose a few pounds (because "that means no Wendy's Baconators or Pizza Rolls dipped in ranch and that's unacceptable."), you try out some of the following:

  • Start using your turn signal.
  • Don't let your friends borrow your pants when you've left drugs in them.
  • Quit commiting crimes.

And those aren't their only suggestions. Check out all of them below: