Bloody Mary Garnishes Gone Wild

This is an update to a story I wrote a couple of years ago, but felt compelled to update after seeing a photo posed by Sean Michael Gordon, who was enjoying this beast of a Bloody Mary at The Watershed in Haslett this past weekend:

Yes, that's a burger slider and tater tots. It also kind of looks like there's a skewer-guy made out of olives/pepper wearing a cheese hat, but maybe that's just my imagination.

October 2016:

You may have noticed the trend of taking Bloody Mary garnishes WAAAY over the top, like this one I ordered at Vivio's in Detroit, which did have some bacon in it - My Honey took care of that before I took the pic.

But the concoction pictured above has NOTHING on the Bloody Mary with a Breakfast Buffet on top that My Honey enjoyed yesterday morning on the golf course. This beast had a SALAMI STRAW, a boiled egg, two pieces of bacon, cheese cube, pickled asparagus, shrimp, pickled onion, celery, pepperoncini and tomato. And a pickle. Not sure if he asked for a plate and cutlery for the monstrosity, or just ate it all right off the stick.