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Burn Extinguished With Urine Story Update: Guy Takes Blame

When I originally wrote this story, I wanted to add “he probably had it coming” but I have been burned and it sucks like no other injury. So, when he unconvincingly claimed to the local news it was all his fault… I was sorry I didn’t write it.

Here is the story. A 31 year-old dude is living with his 38 year-old girlfriend in the basement of his parents house. To avoid seeing her parents, they were urinating in gallon jugs in the basement.

The story broke, they got into a fight and she set him on fire, then put him out with the urine they had conveniently had on hand. She was arrested and charged with attempted murder. Now, he claims it was all his fault but his story smells kinda funny and I am not going to eat it.

He says he was drunk and playing with a weed trimmer and caught himself on fire and she is the hero!

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