Chicago Selling 3 Inch Weiners in Honor of Donald Trump Visit
A few weeks ago at a debate, Donald Trump reassured America that his penis size is adequate. Because that is the type of thing American voters need to know. Americans can hold their heads high.
Friday, Trump is set to visit Chicago. In honor of his penis announcement, "The Wiener's Circle" in Chicago is selling Trump footlongs... A 3 inch hotdog. The thing sells for $2.69. It's a wiener sure to fit in the Donald's hands.
You can also get a "Trump Package" for $8.50. That includes two mini dogs, fries and a drink. The wiener comes fully dressed, Chicago style. You better hurry, you can only grab these wieners this weekend! Click here for the full story.