Love him or hate him, I NEVER thought he would make it this far. Donald Trump took second in Iowa. A lot of people give him crap for losing to Ted Cruz, who Trump said he "stole the election" and accused him of cheating. Now, he wants a "do over." Click here to read that. It's either impressive he has lasted this long or scary as hell.

I thought it was a joke but the INTERNET HAS SPOKEN! It's says the DON has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, even though he's really Militaristic, has problems with minorities and women. He was nominated by an unnamed person who said Trump should be awarded the prestigious prize for "his vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, ISIS, nuclear Iran and Communist China". It's doubtful he will be awarded the prize. By me. Click here to read more.

 

Here is something I laughed pretty hard at. Trump is always talking to dudes about poles. You ever notice that? That is word play.

Did someone say Ted Cruz? Did you see that GIF of him attempting to kiss his daughter? It was the hardest laugh of the day yesterday. Click here to check it out. 

Sweet dreams, it's only our future.