Being British, Dame Judy Dench would never say ass but recently, she was talking about who she had tattooed in her "bum". It"s movie maker Harvey Weinstein. Click here to get the full story.

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If you don't know who either are, it's not important. We are talking about an nearly 80 year-old woman and a really grizzled fella. Don't worry if you are about to hook up with Dame Judy Dench though. It's only temporary and it's just Harvey's name, not his mug.

Check out this great story about how one dude once told Judy she would never make it as actress because "her face wasn't properly arranged." Her face looks great now and looked great back in 1968 when she was SMOKIN' in "Cabaret."

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