Free Ponies for All Americans! If Vermin Supreme is Elected
I don't know who you are voting for. The candidates seem to get crazier by the day. Always looking for the one liner they will run on the news. The soundbite of the day! This guy ran in 2008 and 2012, I am hoping he runs again. He may just be too honest?
Yup, that is Vermin Supreme. The video is from 2012 but it somehow fits this political climate much better than in 2012. I would need to hear where Vermin stands on my issues but he has my attention.
In the video, he goes on to say he wants to "harness the awesome power of zombies for energy sources." Wow, you don't hear a lot about alternative energy anymore. The zombies will power turbines by dangling brains in front of them.
It really makes you think. The song at the end will be stuck in your head... ALL DAY.
He gave his mother a kidney, did you?
(THIS IS SATIRE)