As a kid and as an adult, I am afraid to say, I giggle in church every time they say ass. Ass in this case means donkey or burro if you will... and you will.

These are Hot Asses in Hammocks.

And just to fulfill my headline obligation, here is another Hot Ass in a Hammock. OMG turn the volume down. The commentary isn't the greatest here. That ass looks happy though.