Apparently, the clap and chlamydia are running rampant through bed sheets across Ingham County. WILX.com reports that officials from the Ingham County Health Department are combating the issue by handing free condoms at five community centers in Lansing.

County health officials have kicked of a new campaign called "Choices, Not Chances." The initiative looks to decrease the amount of itching, burning, discharges, and other side-effects of polyamory by handing out free condoms.

To see where to get your free tap-wraps, check out the full story from WILX here.