They say "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" or something.

So, did you follow all of that?

Couple breaks up. Chick calls the ex at Easter to "fix a pipe."

While he is in the crappy fixing said pipe, he asks "what's in the container?"

She said "gasoline" and doused him and set him on fire with a blow torch.

As if that wasn't enough, she then tried to prevent him from leaving.

She wanted him to burn to death in her bathroom on Easter.

He somehow made it past her and is recovering at a local hospital.

My theory about these women is: Crazy women are fun in the sack but too much crazy will kill you. You have to find the perfect balance of just enough crazy. Clearly, this woman has too much crazy in her.

I had 3rd degree burns and they are no picnic. Even 18 years later, there is still some discomfort.

Only in Florida... Or Ohio... Maybe Alabama?