21 year old Texan Josten Bundy didn't like that his 19 year old girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was talking trash about her, so he punched him in the jaw. Twice. That got him arrested and charged with assault.

Bundy went before Judge Randall Rogers, who ordered him to either go to jail for two weeks or marry the woman he was defending. He also ordered him to hand-write a Bible verse 25 times a day.

Bundy chose marriage and has since wed Elizabeth James.

Excuse me? Could someone hand me a calendar, please?

The Freedom From Religion Foundation has filed a complaint against the Judge, while a someone in Pennsylvania started a petition seeking disbarment of His Honor.