I have seen ALL the Transformers movies. That means I have spent over 1 MILLION hours in the movie theater because Michael Bay likes slow motion and doesn't know how to discriminate his movies. Either way, I wanted to like the last 8 hour explosion, it was shot in Michigan but thus, it was too LONG and DRAWN out with gratuitous and overused slow motion. I am saying his movies are too long. I am not the only one.

This is not a critique of Michael Bay, even though his movies are just terrible, this is a warning. If you are planning on driving on M52 anytime soon, say for the INGHAM COUNTY FAIR that starts Monday, look out below.

Courtesy of the Leroy Township Fire Department

A lot of people will be taking pets the next few days so you may want to alter your route.