Of all the people in the world, Deb Hart sent me this commercial in an email today. I think I am going to speak with HR after the show.

I thought it was a very clever advertising campaign. It hit me like a tea bag I didn't see coming. Then, I thought, I have a pair of "active" pants that have the extra bit of fabric near my perineum for crouchin'. I told Deb I will bring them in to show her. She thought a picture would be better to look at. That's why she makes the big bucks.

Did you have to look up what perineum was? Most low born folks like me call it a taint. I learned the medical term for this while my wife was pregnant. I was the adult laughing out loud when the blushed teacher had to explain it.

I have news for the young men. Get some now and put them in your closet. You may not need them now... But you will.