If I have a kid, I'll be going to Disney World. Something about being a soon to be 42 year-old without a kid, hanging out with a bunch of kids that raises red flags. So, I wait.

I laughed out loud HARD this morning when I saw this headline. "Disney World sued. Mickey's Parade Ruined my life!" I can understand the parade sucking so bad but this dude said the lights went off, he missed a step and now he's suing because his life is ruined! Click here to see the full story.

According to the suit, the sidewalk could not be seen due to all the lights being turned off, and Disney cast members never warned him about the elevated step. He tripped, hurt himself and wants his uppence. Sounds like the villain in every Disney movie.