No, No and HELL NO!

A new waterslide touting itself as the "largest in the world". is set to open in Kansas CIty, Kansas. The new "Verruckt" at the Schlitterbahn Water Park features a 17 story water slide that can reach speeds of up to 70+ MPH!

Now, the question is: Are you ready for a go at this new monstrosity, or are you like me and just content with watching the video from the safety of your desk?

Click to view video here.