Only in Ohio: Man Calls Police Because He’s Too High
Way to live up to the stereotype, STONER! Go figure, it's friggin' Ohio. This guy got so high he called the cops! Thinking he was too high, the 22 year-old needed help and he got it!
At about 5:20pm. About an hour after 4:20? The cops approached his house and could hear him groaning from the outside. When they walked inside, they found him "in the fetal position and was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the report said. The man also told police he couldn’t feel his hands.
The Austintown police have not filed charges. They should just make his picture public so he can face ridicule the rest of his life. I don't think he'll be inhaling anytime soon.
It reminded me of this classic moment. A Michigan cop ate some brownies once and called 911. THIS IS CLASSIC!