Pirate Spotted in Dansville Yesterday

The Lansing State Journal reports that Dansville schools were locked down briefly when a pirate was spotted on school property!

The police were alerted. The suspect was determined to be a 19 year old Holt guy who'd been visiting a friend near the school to play "Dungeons & Dragons". Apparently the two got into an argument, which prompted the pirate to storm away in his leggings, paramilitary-style jacket, sash and decorative sword. Seems he was hoping to catch a ride home on one of the Dansville buses and that's why he was cutting across school property.

LSJ says that his mother picked him up from the school. There will not be any charges.