Please Let The ‘Raccoon Attacks Drunk Man Driving Car’ Be True

There's a story out of San Diego about a drunk sailor who came out of a bar, too drunk to get his breathalyzer-equipped car started, so he captured a raccoon in a nearby park, squeezed the raccoon's breath into the device and got his ride rolling.

The squeeze-move put on the raccoon left it unconscious, so the sailor tossed it to the floor of his vehicle.

Eventually, the raccoon awoke. And attacked. Wow.

Get the whole story here from CBS Detroit.