When I see stories like this, my palm slams my forehead.

This is why pretty girls can't go anywhere. As soon as they leave the house, horny bastards are drooling, staring at them. I have seen dudes staring, get busted and still not say a word. Play it cool, man! Subtilty goes a long way.

This is the latest way to get noticed, ladies. Get all dolled up and get a ticket behind home plate. Pray for your team and hope you get noticed. It's the new casting couch.

Her prayers went unanswered, the Astros lost. It was good for her career.