Yesterday, the coffee machine was leaking. I think it's the finest coffee machine produced in 1920. Well, someone threw a single paper towel down to try and solve the problem... It didn't work.

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So, later I walk over to see how the situation has progressed and there was one of our sales managers, Ed soaking up some water... On his birthday. I sang Happy Birthday Mr. President to him.

Today, I came in and there was a garbage bag around the bottom of the machine to stop the leaking. It didn't work. There was water all over the floor. So, I put a coffee cup down to catch the water. PROBLEM SOLVED BY PANTS!