I laughed about this all night. Mrs. Pants and I sat on the couch laughing for 5 straight minutes. It reminded me of a story Deb once told me. Deb was sleeping and her cat Foo jumped up on her face and sat down spider first on her lips. Quite a way to wake up. Naturally, this seems like the perfect gift for her. It's like a little necklace you put on your cat's tail to avoid seeing their turd cutter. Click here for the full story.

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