Here's a real shocking revelation about that massive pileup on I-96 last month that killed three motorists. According to Detroit Free Press and its sister outlets, a single, lone wolf motorist is to blame for everything.

Officials only confirmed that the driver, identified only as a Howell resident, was driving its SUV too fast for weather conditions, starting the 53 vehicle pileup on December 8. The Livingston County Prosecutor is still mulling over any possible criminal charges that the driver of the SUV may or may not face.

When will morons realize that four-wheel drive and all-wheel drive does jack and $#!t for you on ice?