The Coolest Coffee in the World
Yesterday, I got home to a package at my door. It had my name on it. So, I opened it. It was DEATH WISH COFFEE! I cold brew my coffee so I immediately began to brew it. I never really questioned where it came from. I saw the Super Bowl commercial and wanted it then.
After closer inspection of the box it arrived in, I noticed a smaller bag of Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend. It has a clever story on the back of the package like Yukon Jack or Captain Morgan. This stuff was made for rocker Zakk Wylde.
Zakk is even in the hilarious commercial for Valhalla.
I have yet to brew the Valhalla but the Death Wish definitely has a kick to it. I text Mrs. Pants to thank her for the coffee... She replied with "IT WAS YOUR EASTER PRESENT!" haha
Ooops. If a package shows up on your door, do you open it?