Here at WMMQ, we're always looking for ways to tow the corporate line and generate a few extra bucks on the side. Some of us I...call it the search for extra "job security". So, I've decided to open up a bug brothel, and here's a snapshot of my first customer enjoying his visit. It's all about convenience and customer service...until they "fly out" on their bill. My collector, Mr. Waffle Flap, doesn't like to chase down his pay! But, I have a feeling I'll call Mr. Waffle Flap off of this client. After all, he's helping to breed more predators for these god-forsaken mosquitoes!! That's payment enough...

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