I could see Dan Aykroyd selling some of these on Saturday Night Live. Click here if you have never seen that skit. That was a joke but these are real toys that somehow made it to the shelf. Deb and I were laughing about these and thought you would enjoy THE WORST TOYS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

Click here to see the god awful toys.

The E.T. finger was one of my favorites. There were an awful lot of phallic shaped things. No one wants to blow up the Wolverine ball. Baby's First Baby? Seriously wtf? Someone thought this was a good idea. I am sure the Hitler doll was a big mover. Don't settle for one of these turds. You can do better!

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