Whenever I fall on my ass, the first thing I do is look around to see who saw. One day, I was driving in Lansing on Edgewood BLVD and spotted a hottie walking as the light turned green. I stared at the hottie, real cool like as I hit the gas and slammed into the car in front of me. The car in front of me pulled over and and so did I. I said "I am sorry, I was checking out that chick." The guy said "SO WAS I! That's why I didn't move!" We both agreed damage was minimal and there was no need for the police to be called. It's crazy what happens when you try to look cool. That happened to this guy or he knew a good way to get a lot of views on youtube.com. If it's real, well played. If it's fake, it's still funny.

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