I was talking with my neighbor Lori the other day when she says, "You are not going to believe what I saw at Meijer today - a pony IN the store!"

"What?!?"

She said,"Yea, I walked in, walked past a pony, then realized I just walked past a live pony! Everybody else did the same thing - walked past, then did a double-take. A guy near me asked if he just saw a pony in the grocery store and told him 'apparently'."

Apparently, it was a 'seeing eye pony'.  I talked to my friend who's an equestrian and asked her what she knew about 'seeing eye ponies'; she said, "Oh yea - they use them because the life-span of a horse is much longer than that of a dog".

How well do you suppose a pony fits into a car?