Yukon Cornelius Introduced as the Next Head Coach of the Detroit Lions

Seriously! The Detroit Lions hired Matt Patricia to be their next head football coach. You can get more actual info by clicking here. Now, for my fake news story about Yukon Cornelius.

Yukon is a defensive minded coach with questionable choices when it comes to sled dogs. Let's go live to the Yukon feed. He believes he can lead the silver to gold!

Here is what the coach actually looks like.