1 Million People Watch as Taylor Swift Gives Birth

It's crazy to think a giraffe at a zoo has more youtube.com views than I do but I am not alone. It finally happened. After years of bad  breakups Taylor Swift gave birth today on youtube.com and a million people watched it live.

Alright, so I guess it WASN'T Taylor Swift. It looked just like her. Now, maybe Taylor will write a scathing song about me?

Seriously? This is what people have been watching for moths for? I thought the pregnant lady in the giraffe mask was way more entertaining. They both gave birth to boys. CRAZY!