I have found this weeks sign that we are all doomed. Cosmopolitan has named the Kardashian family, America's First Family. The internet broke because people were so pissed. Click here to see the reaction. 

Of course they talked to Satan's right hand man, Ryan Seacrest, the despicable human responsible for this garbage. He said  “No one could have predicted the Kardashians’ and Jenners’ success, but when you spend time with them, what resonates is the family unit. There are so many things about them that are glamorous, crazy, and unlike our lives, but the sense of family is universal. They love and stand by one another.” Awww- I call BS!

Of all the real families out there, Cosmo selected one made for tv? This is all about selling magazines and say what you want about the Kardashian circus, people watch. I don't know why but they watch. They already have money, fame and good looks. Why not? Who would you pick, the Baldwin brothers? Who is America's First Family?

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