Today we celebrate the birth of Chuck Norris, "Walker: Texas Ranger". More accurately, it's the day 75 years ago that Chuck Norris got tired of wearing his mother.

Did you know that if stare at the American Flag long enough, the image of Chuck Norris appears?

Maybe you've heard that Chuck Norris split an atom. With his bare hands.

Not only that, Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

This morning, first-grader 'Alavera' called in with her Chuck Norris joke - take a listen here.

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?