Does your toilet paper at work suck? Is it getting harder to do business at your work?

The toilet paper dispenser at our work is 4 rolls, so they sacrifice a lot of hand coverage. It's gotten to the point where I bring my own roll into work now. I kept thinking to myself, "WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER designed for the man who eats tacos non-stop?!" Then, I was listening to the radio and heard this!

I haven't spotted it in the stores yet, but I have been hunting for it.

Rumor is it comes in camouflage patterns so your ass never sees it coming!

Grizzly... Unload.

(This is not a real product, but I bet you it would be a trillion-dollar-maker)