Dear Post Malone, Will You Please Bring Back Your Oreo?

Dear Posty,

I have a favor to ask, and I figured you might be the GUY FOR THAT.

My apologies—I'm asking for a favor and I haven't even introduced myself.

Hi, I'm Kristen Matthews! And it's lovely to unofficially meet you.

A little bit about me: I'm a full-time mom to the sweetest toddler; wife and best friend to my high school sweetheart; and country radio morning DJ.

And I was wondering if you HAVE THE HEART to help me out? You see, for me, 2025 was kind of a NOSEDIVE. I had to make a hard decision for my health and chose to undergo a preventative double-mastectomy. Don't worry, I HAD SOME HELP. My husband, doctors, family, friends, co-workers, and even listeners came together to give me love and support, and I'm getting BETTER NOW.

While it GOES WITHOUT SAYING that 2025 was the hardest year of my life, I'm looking forward to a better 2026 and all the wonderful adventures it might hold.

This brings my to my favor...

My birthday is coming up on March 6. I'm going to be turning 36. And what I would love more than anything is YOURS special edition Oreo.

I know, it sounds PSYCHO that I would be asking you for a favor for Oreos, but I beg that you hear my plea.

Your Oreo—the Post Mal-Oreo—was seriously the best Oreo I've ever eaten. They were glorious little CIRCLES of salted caramel and shortbread creme nestled between two perfect Oreo cookies; a balance of golden and chocolate.

Ever since they came out in February last year, I was on the hunt for them . And when I couldn't find them, I talked about them so much on-air that a kind listener found some, bought them, and brought them to the station just for me.

The Post Mal-Oreo was so delicious that it haunts my cookie dreams. Every time I POUR ME A DRINK of ice cold milk or piping hot coffee, I think fondly of your Oreos and think, "WOW. I never though I'd be MISSIN' YOU LIKE THIS" about a cookie.

So here I am: a gal with a birthday coming up, wondering if you'll help me enjoy the FINER THINGS in life: the Post Mal-Oreo. Are you my GUY FOR THAT?

Oh, and did I mention that I actually share a birthday with Oreo? I might be turning 36 this year, but Oreo is turning 114! Maybe, between you and my birthday buddy, my birthday wish can come true.

A girl can dream...