6 Things You’ll Hear at Every Michigan Bonfire

When it comes to summer nights in Michigan, is there anything better than a bonfire?

The heat of the day has finally eased, someone has broken out the s'mores supplies, and you've got enough bug spray on to fumigate the entire backyard.

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But no matter where you are in Michigan, if you're around a bonfire, there are some phrases you are bound to hear.

Phrases Said, or Heard, Around a Michigan Bonfire

Here's a list of phrases that always make an appearance around a Michigan bonfire:

Did anyone bring the bug spray?

There's always that one person who forgets to spray themselves down before being bitten. That DEET is basically liquid gold.

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Is this smoke following me?

Yes, yes it is. You are the chosen one now. Just accept that you are going home smelling like the whole bonfire.

You're letting all the bugs in!

Typically being yelled at the person who's decided to hold court in the sliding glass doorway. Dude, pick one: in or out.

Careful—it's still hot!

Really? You mean the marshmallow you just pulled from the fire is hot? And then of course, you've got your people who light their marshmallow on fire intentionally.

Wait, where's my drink?

Typically followed by a brief panic attack before the drink is inevitably found. Is it slightly warm and maybe a bug crawled into it? Perhaps. Are you still going to drink it? Yes.

What time is it?!

Everyone has completely lost track of time watching the fire, listening to music, and shooting the breeze. It's now past midnight and probably time for everyone to go home...