McDonald’s Putting Ronald On Hold Due To Creepy Clown Scares

America's best known spokesman is being put into hiding until the recent rash of clown scares blows over. The ever mindful McDonald's and it's franchisee's are choosing to keep the king of all burger mascots out major public appearances due to "creepy clown" sightings in over 30 states and scores of viral videos that are plaguing social media.

No telling when Ronald will be released into the masses again, but for now, don't expect to see him at the next parade or festival.