Michigan Woman Discovers Island Shaped Like Male Genitalia
Welcome to D--- Island.
Joleen Vultaggio from Sterling Heights, Michigan, whose hobby is exploring Google Earth for unmapped places recently found an uh... interestingly shaped island in the Pacific Ocean.
The Sun reports that Vultaggio, who co-founded a Facebook group for like-minded Google Earth superfans, recently shared the coordinates and photos of her phallic find.
The piece of land is located within the tropical Trinity Islands off the coast of French-owned New Caledonia, Oceania.
Vultaggio tells The Sun,
"I was looking around the Trinity Islands and it just popped up and I thought 'wow, that really looks like an uncircumcised penis'... I had to drop the pin on the map right away, so people know I didn't just stick that image through Photoshop or create it myself. I shared it so people could pull up the coordinates and see it with their own eyes that it's physically there and it really does look like a penis."
"The water looks blue and beautiful and I'd love the area to be closer to me. I'd love to go and travel there and sit on the d**k."
She for real said that. Well, it does look like a pretty lovely d---, if we're being honest.
According to News.Com.Au, D--- Island is about 500 meters long. The closest land mass is the Trinity Island of Ouvea, which has a population of 3,400, and is known for its idyllic beaches.
If you'd like to see for yourself, google the coordinates 20°37'37.0"S 166°18'02.0"E and switch to satellite view.
Someone even submitted it to Snopes, who did indeed find that D--- Island is a real thing.