Ever pull a "Dutch Oven" on your significant other? The "Dutch Oven" is when you fart in bed and pull the sheets over your bed partner, trapping them with the noxious gas! I almost made Mrs. Pants puke once doing it. Turns out, I may have been saving her life.

Scientists say: Smelling Farts can prevent cancer! I thought it was a hoax too but sure enough, it's on the internet! So IT HAS TO BE TRUE! Click here to read this fascinating story. Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists think that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.

So, wouldn't walking into a bathroom after someone cleans house be the same thing? Either way, whenever someone gives you CRAP for farting, just tell them you are saving their life.

We should start a scale. When a fart is really stinky: It should be called a lifesaver. If the smell is really weak: We could say something like "you couldn't save a fly with that fart."

True or hoax, this is awesome! Be aware fellas, this works both ways.

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