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I saw this bad Betty at guess where???

WALMART. I got a 2X for a mere $5.

It's like they were giving the gold away!

This morning, I felt like it was going to be a legendary day. So, I put on the "DAY CHANGER." A shirt my wife said, "YOU DON'T NEED!" The other husbands were getting them, so I got mine.

This shirt instantly went into my "ice breaking babe magnet" collection. I also locked down a Snapcat shirt... I'll save that one for another Friday.