My mom always used to say, "you keep doing that and you'll go blind!" She should have told me this. Click here to see the nonsense that will make you laugh.

This Islamic feller is claiming if you have intercourse with your hand in this world, you will get your hand pregnant in the afterlife! I was worried about blow up dolls and old socks? Will I have a thousand little sock bastards running around up there? A bunch of shocked looking blow up doll children?

I would find a use for my hand bastards. They could clean up the heaven yard and wash windows. But what if they masterbate? Where do their half hand bastards go? I am so confused.

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