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What Scat is That?
Everybody poops and pretty much so does everything else.
I look at a lot of crap on the internet. We all know people who can't stop looking at crap on the internet. Well, my yard is full of crap. Literally. I was throwing a bunch of prime scat away the other day and thought. "I need to start a scat journal!" I heard horns go off and angels sing. Then, I busted out my phone and took a slow walk across my yard looking for scat.
What Scat is That?
I bet I looked pretty funny to the people driving by but HA! The joke is on you, pal! Now, I have a bunch of pictures of turds on my phone and you don't so suck on that, fictional person!
We were talking about fun words to say today on the air. Scat is one of the funnest words to say. So is feces. Waste has all the great names. I bet one of the first swear words you ever said was s#1^! How can it even still be considered a bad word? Ohh, excrement is fun too.
Seriously, I know most of that was deer poop. My wife wanted me to melt a Baby Ruth and it eat if the purpose of this story but I thought no honey, I am way too mature for stooping to that level of indignity.
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