After reading the blog of our own Debra Hart, I decided to go and scope out the new refridgerator for myself. Since my return, the absence of any kind of cooling device has made it difficult for me to bring lunch and have it maintain a safe temperature for suitible consumption, free from any forms of ecoli that may develop.

Upon my inspection, I noticed a conspicuous ring. The kind of ring that would have been left behind from someones beverage maybe. Perhaps a smoothie?

Samples have been sent to the lab and we will have positive proof of my suspicion. Until then, HAZMAT has been called to safely remove the ring in question.

- Duran