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You've probably seen this before...but for those who haven't, see how many of these hit home for you and your family! If you have seen these, you might find a few new ones. And if you have already seen all of these....well, you're about to see 'em again.

YOU MIGHT BE FROM MICHIGAN IF.....

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

You instinctively walk like you’re wearing wooden pants from December thru March.

Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.

Your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.

You’ve worn shorts and a coat at the same time.

Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.

A vacation means going up north.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard.

You see people wearing camouflage at weddings.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better during winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

Down South means Toledo.

A brat is something you eat.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

You go out to a fish fry every Friday.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You find 0 degrees "a tad chilly."

You drink pop and bake with soda.

You drink Vernors for a bellyache.

You can actually drink Vernors without coughing.

You know what a Yooper is.

You know that UP is a place, not a direction.

You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a bulletproof vest.

You actually understand these jokes.

WARNING: THE ABOVE LIST IS TO BE STRICTLY USED FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY. FOR THOSE FEW WHO HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, PLEASE SEE YOUR DOCTOR.

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