400 Porcupine Quills in the Hand!
A 50 year old guy in Brazil was having a party over the weekend when his son came in the house and said that his pregnant wife wouldn't come in because there was an animal by the front door that scared her. So the party host checked on the varmint, thought it was an opossum and slapped it.
The critter was a porcupine.
Check out the picture here of his hand full of quills.