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Deb Was Wrong AGAIN! The Goatee DOES NOT Have a Mustache

With no shave November on the way, we need to discuss facial hair misconceptions. First of all, what most people think is a Goatee is actually a Van Dyke. You could call the Fu Manchu a Freddy Mercury and I think people would get it.

Courtesy of David Sage and the interweb
Courtesy of David Sage and the interweb

The “Chin Curtain” is hilarious. The “Short-boxed beard” should be called #1 in honor of Jonathan Frakes. They have the copstash standard. What about “Pornstash” or the “Firefighter?”

The Franz Josef looks like fun. November is all about growing facial hair to remind dudes to get their prostate checked. Prostate cancer is very curable if you get it checked. Grow a beard. Save a life.

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