Deb Was Wrong AGAIN! The Goatee DOES NOT Have a Mustache
With no shave November on the way, we need to discuss facial hair misconceptions. First of all, what most people think is a Goatee is actually a Van Dyke. You could call the Fu Manchu a Freddy Mercury and I think people would get it.
The “Chin Curtain” is hilarious. The “Short-boxed beard” should be called #1 in honor of Jonathan Frakes. They have the copstash standard. What about “Pornstash” or the “Firefighter?”
The Franz Josef looks like fun. November is all about growing facial hair to remind dudes to get their prostate checked. Prostate cancer is very curable if you get it checked. Grow a beard. Save a life.