Team USA Soccer beat El Salvador 2-0 and advance to face Costa Rica in the semifinals of Gold Cup action. I know, no one likes soccer here in America. The rest of the world is bat crap crazy for it.

I became a casual fan where, I'll watch it when it's on but never set my appointments around it. It's very soothing to watch and these are some serious athletes. There is biting, grabbing of privates and head butts. It's like big time wrestling.

In the game with El Salvador, Team USA star Jozy Altidore was bitten and received not one but two tittie twisters. Yup, I said it. You can see the full story by clicking here.