What Does Your Drink Say About You?

Thoughtcatelog.com asked 20 bartenders what a drink says about the drinker. As you might imagine, profanity is used. Check out the story here.

#1 was great: You’re just ordering this because you heard it in a rap song, aren’t you?

"I find that people who aren’t “real” drinkers order drinks that they’ve heard in rap songs. When Drake said something about Moscato, which is a sweet white wine, I suddenly had an influx of tough looking dudes ordering Moscato. I give them the drink and they look at me like, WTF, I’m like, that’s what your dumb ass ordered!"

I love #11. Well obviously you’re not of age…

"As a British bartender I tend to ID young people who prefer JD to scotch. I honestly can’t say why. I also ID anyone ordering jaeger bombs because I hate the smell of both energy drinks and Jaeger so if they’re underage there’s a chance I won’t have to make it."

 

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