Argh, Maties, today's the day when we bust out our best pirate jokes and the little pirate-speak we know - it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

We don't know why, other than it's silly fun in the face of all the world's seriousness.

Pirate jokes here if you wish to dazzle your friends with your humor today.

And here be some fine pirate quotes for you.

And here are some pirate pick-up lines!