Bath Township Police Find ‘Lost’ Items of a Guy Named Scott
*** FOUND PROPERTY! ***
Scott, we regret to inform you that we located some of your property and found that a lot of it was burned by some worthless, worthless individual. We hate being the bearer of bad news, and surely this was not the outcome you wanted for your beloved empty milk cartons, Arby's bags, mattress or other personal items including speedway rewards points receipts. The good news is that those we were able to save, which is how we know your name and all that. Please contact us so we can help you through this ordeal.
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